The day arrived, we’d waited long,
Patch was groomed and looking strong,
he’s bound to win this is our day,
it’s a shame it’s a three hour drive away.
Mum made the picnic, I walked Patch,
dad got the car and opened the hatch,
In went the basket, the towels and phone,
video, rule books, biscuits and comb.
We set off early and drove like mad,
mum went over the rules with dad,
we got to the show but only to find,
we’d gone and left the dog behind.